
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. ~Lucille Ball
I will come back to your site to see your poetry, I would love to read it. Thank you so much. Love Lauren ~Harmon Killebrew
I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 Celsius. ~George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997
We advance in years somewhat in the manner of an invading army in a barren land; the age that we have reached, as the saying goes, we but hold with an outpost, and still keep open communications with the extreme rear and first beginnings of the march. ~Robert Louis Stevenson, "Virginibus Puerisque II," Virginibus Puerisque, 1881
There's something like a line of gold thread running through a man's words when he talks to his daughter, and gradually over the years it gets to be long enough for you to pick up in your hands and weave into a cloth that feels like love itself. ~John Gregory Brown, Decorations in a Ruined Cemetery, 1994

If you're headed east from Rhineland, be sure to stock up on water here. ~Truman Capote
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. ~Chili Davis
I would like to take the same trip in early October,alone. If you have any info or suggestions I would appreciate them ~Author Unknown
I am planning to hike the trail from Clinton & ending in St. Charles this March. I am a ultra runner from Colorado but I used to live in Alton Illinois and this trail has always interest me. My plan is to hike/run the trail in 5 days or less. Can ... ~Clarence Budington Kelland
What about having a bio on your profile? You know so you don't have to post it no the Friendly Topic...? ^^ ~John Glenn
Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once. ~Dave Barry, "Your Disintegrating Body," Dave Barry Turns 40, 1990
I disagree. The three limit per hour cap is simply too few. Yes we could continue upon the forum, but I would hardly call that as relevant a connection with the image. ~Dave Barry, "Your Disintegrating Body," Dave Barry Turns 40, 1990
Where you can only edit say 4 images every 10 min. ~Phyllis Diller
I called and spoke to the AMTRAK reservation/information line and when I asked about traveling with a toddler trailer, they had never been asked such a question. They said I could take the item boxed as long as the dimensions of the box did not exceed 22"x28"x14" and did not weigh more than 50 lbs. ~Don Marquis

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it. ~Mark Twain
I like that idea. Maybe having a more accurate time stamp on tag changes as well? I'm always looking at the tag changes list, so it would be nice to know how long ago changes were made. Maybe a time stamp similar to the ones used for posts and comments in addition to the date the change was made. ~Dinah Craik
May you live to be a hundred yearsWith one extra year to repent. ~Author Unknown
Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time. ~Jean Paul Richter
The idea is for mainly Member accounts to cut down on the amount a spam tagging, but like I said back then, it was just a idea. ~Red Buttons
want to ride mcbain to clinton for 1st try is west to east the way to go and how long should that take ~Author Unknown
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. ~Chili Davis
Henry James once defined life as that predicament which precedes death, and certainly nobody owes you a debt of honor or gratitude for getting him into that predicament. But a child does owe his father a debt, if Dad, having gotten him into this peck of trouble, takes off his coat and buckles down to the job of showing his son how best to crash through it. ~Clarence Budington Kelland