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  • The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.  ~Lucille Ball



    In childhood, we yearn to be grown-ups.  In old age, we yearn to be kids.  It just seems that all would be wonderful if we didn't have to celebrate our birthdays in chronological order.  ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



    Sherman made the terrible discovery that men make about their fathers sooner or later... that the man before him was not an aging father but a boy, a boy much like himself, a boy who grew up and had a child of his own and, as best he could, out of a sense of duty and, perhaps love, adopted a role called Being a Father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a Protector, who would keep a lid on all the chaotic and catastrophic possibilities of life.  ~Tom Wolfe, The Bonfire of the Vanities



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    The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.  ~Lucille Ball





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  • Oh, the comfort, the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person, having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words, but pouring them all out, just as they are, chaff and grain together, certain that a faithful hand will take and sift them, keep what is worth keeping, and with a breath of kindness blow the rest away.  ~Dinah Craik



    Sherman made the terrible discovery that men make about their fathers sooner or later... that the man before him was not an aging father but a boy, a boy much like himself, a boy who grew up and had a child of his own and, as best he could, out of a sense of duty and, perhaps love, adopted a role called Being a Father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a Protector, who would keep a lid on all the chaotic and catastrophic possibilities of life.  ~Tom Wolfe, The Bonfire of the Vanities



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  • You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.  ~Ogden Nash



    I am planning to hike the trail from Clinton & ending in St. Charles this March. I am a ultra runner from Colorado but I used to live in Alton Illinois and this trail has always interest me. My plan is to hike/run the trail in 5 days or less. Can ... ~Branch Rickey



    Old as she was, she still missed her daddy sometimes.  ~Gloria Naylor



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  • I'm sixty years of age.  That's 16 Celsius.  ~George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997



    A father is always making his baby into a little woman.  And when she is a woman he turns her back again.  ~Enid Bagnold



    A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun.  Enjoy the trip.  ~Author Unknown



    It is not flesh and blood but the heart which makes us fathers and sons.  ~Johann Schiller











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  • First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.  ~Branch Rickey



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    There is still no cure for the common birthday.  ~John Glenn



    Old as she was, she still missed her daddy sometimes.  ~Gloria Naylor